Wednesday, July 13, 2011
The Ball and Chain Approach might Work for THEM too....
the old ball and chain trick
It's difficult to raise the flag high these days.
It seems to me punishment should always fit the crime.
in troubled financial times, the big spenders, the economic destroyers wasting our money inappropriately and creating financial havoc should be wearing a Ball & Chain award instead of the people footing the bill. The old "Stars & Strips" of the United States of America is wearing a big ball and chain--uncontrollable debt, the wall is coming, a lot faster than you think, we already talked about that, but the concept and that cute little picture also got me thinking about appropriate ways to reward people who insist upon following their hearts to questionable riches and fame at the undisciplined expense of society. Same thing for the guys making stupid and stupider decisions and policy.
Such treatment should always be appropriately arranged for crooked politicians without fail, and for financially-challenged overpaid CEOs filching their shareholder's funds under the guise of bonuses. They can join other greedy CEO's seeking bailouts to save their stained shorts, and other industrious greedy-specialist types that wish to garner wealth in devious, dubious or dishonest ways.
Other rascal knockabouts who think they can do anything devious, underhanded or " make stinky" in society "as they please" without moderate to severe consequences should also think twice, yes, make that twice, we're onto you.
NO more holidays- get-off-Scott-free happy-hotels for you hoodlums, fast fingered- fanatics and assorted horrible home-grown terrorist guys either--you're exiled as of yesterday, you're off to some desert island without umbrella-decorated cool drinks, but there are lots of sharks in the water to entertain you. Play "count the coconuts" as you tow your ball and chain around, making creative 'B & C' tracks. Say bye-bye. Get your Speedos on, you're leaving for much warmer climes much sooner than you think .
McDummy hamburger-serving jobs complete with B& C benefits are awaiting all politicians that express a marginal propensity to destroy the job market by making foolish, biased decisions in a bid to to enrich themselves by building gazebos in their ridings for a million bucks each. Let's include dirty oil boys, and all industrialists who practice Chinese outsourcery or local economy downsizery too, while we're at it. What's the matter with you guys, did you not watch Harry Potter? Do you not know what happens to evil types?Want to see the inside of a real dungeon?
Oh, and about jobs? Want to try a nice working foreign vacation ? We shall assign you environmental moppit jobs in Fukushima's Nukes and Radiation Melt-Down Department, REAL work to pay for your vacation, the vacation tailor-made just for you, if you insist on entertaining any additional Nuclear energy in Canada. You'll love the glowing veggies and beef and radiated Saki.
You will also get a glowing letter of recommendation when you leave Fukushima, you even get to keep the radioactive mop, and are awarded a one-way free pass to a Siberian work camp called Chernobyl. They have cute little lines of Class A yurts there (good idea eh, borrowed from Tibet!) to vacation in. Don't forget the entertainment, it's the Gulag's "works" Nuclear Society Entertainment program, the approved 'exchange-a-life-for a glowing Siberian Honeymoon plan' is another option. It will be called other names by politicians who THINK we should exchange sanity for more nuclear power plants in Ontario, but apply soon, most of the vacation spots are filled already.
Let's send Dalton and the developers and nuclear financiers with him so they can become glowing water-boys too--as a rest, right after the Ontario election, shall we? They'll be joining all the nice Americans from Nebraska. They want a third Nuke plant down there too, but that's justifiable, the first two are being washed away in the floods. They're easy to spot, they're the boys trying to hoist the flag, --you know, the Stars & Strips, the one with the big ball and chain on it.
that's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.