Now that the dust has settled, the Canadian election is finished and delegated to the media back-burners in favour of other more exciting events. The latest annual flooding of Manitoba and parts of Quebec are complete with army call-outs for assistance --a new Federal incentive at Provincial equalization with Toronto's famous three inch snowstorm, so the majority Feds can now happily claim equal helpfulness to all Canadians and confidently proceed with the progressive agenda on their books. Everybody knows the publicized part, disposal of the long gun registry, another budget, the same budget, spend this, yada yada.
But is the greater percentage of government agenda conducted openly or in secrecy?
Readers of Incoming Bytes are encouraged to think for themselves as always, bearing in mind "Ask the right questions, and you shall be told the right and most convenient lies".
Shall we be thankful for the long-standing tradition of secret governance? Rightfully or not, with inherent skepticism we believe it's mostly secret. Have no fear, it's just a matter of time, ordinary folk will learn collectively what is to be done with us reprobates and old codgers sooner or later, --perhaps even to rue the day a majority government was awarded. For the forgetful, that was May 2nd.
No matter. It's already historical stuff, write it down, stick it on the refrigerator.
Which other curious ongoing shenanigans will become historical data, to be revealed 50 years from now?
As we keep repeating, the truth always comes out one way or the other, it's on the refrigerator in a sticky-note too, --you can count on it, --but how can you do your part to "help" the truth come out?
Here's a hint; Line up for Poutine or coffee at Timmy's. Watch the body language of the politician in the line front of you, if only for a few brief moments of entertainment, --as you ask a pointed question loudly.
Try Question "A" : "Is North America being integrated without our permission? " The sudden hush in the doughnut shop will astound you.
Answer: "That's a big question, um, oh, make that a double-double, thanks--and a cinnamon doughnut, er, thanks, I'm glad you asked that question, yes, two sugars, ", blah blah...the perimeter security zone...blah blah, make that a chocolate dip instead.....the correlated defense and security protocols, the confusing energy policy, we're working hard on that one, the Keystone pipeline, blah blah...pretty boring stuff. How about Free trade ----that only applies to BIG business, --oh, did Brian forget to tell you that? We wanted to tell you, but the members "opposite" didn't like that"....blah blah
Isn't the Canadian-US border disappearing? Where did you get that idea? It wasn't very visible in the first place, but you still have to cough up $ 87.00 on your credit card for a passport, yet another form of identification required, No cash accepted. Pay and go, You get the idea. Big business. Big government. Big body language.
Let us imagine what the real answer to question "A" might be instead, it doesn't matter if the supposition is correct or not, it only matters that the reader's mind is actively seeking out all amusing truths and other likely probabilities.
Real Integration involves all Americans lining up at the border and signing up to join Canada immediately when 1 US buck = 1 centavo = 1 Loonie. We can't wait to see what the new North American "Centavo-loony-buck " looks like as it's integrated in celebration, the sovereignty of three nations going down the pipe as slick as a burrito with sour cream. "Mission accomplished", a revered Bushism, comes home to roost.
"Queue up-alignez-vous " in multi-cultural Brit colony terms might be a handy term to remember and understand while you stand in line trying to join the Secret Governance Department in Ottawa. It would also be helpful to wear a " I voted Republican, Dude " Tee-shirt.
If you happen to be applying at the Quebec border, as you're standing at the official counter, just nonchalantly mutter the words: " Oui,, monsieur, alignez-vous, I got it, y'all " , which can help you get an instant translator's job in the Language Police division of Quebec's department of Language Advancement .
By the way even with Gilles out- of- sorts and even further out-of-office with the results of the last election, (May 2nd, remember?), you still have to know who Gilles is. The bureaucrats might still secretly want him to be King of the new Integrated Quebec, although to the uninformed, it looks like Jack already beat him to it. That could be problematic secrecy at work yet again.
WE don't know if Obama applied or not, since he was so busy filling out the long-form birth certificate demanded by The Donald.
That kind of specialized electoral knowledge always complicates the issues, especially with all of the orange signs Jack has to get rid of and the extra forms you'll have to fill out, but, stand strong, that's the very kind of stuff you need to know if you want to join Canada and get free Universal Health care, integrated without permission or not.
As for a job, there's full employment for all, don't forget to apply in person at Timmy's too, before it's integrated with Krispy Kreme on National Double-Double Doughnut- Taco Day on June 5th.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.