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Seceding? Welcome to ChinadaUpdate: Welcome to the Disunited States of America. There are now 50 states with secession petitions in the making.....
Soon the only state left will be THE STATE OF UNHAPPINESS
Well, so it seems, it is hitting the fan. For all intents and purposes, to the average viewer, it seems the United States of America is about to dissolve into fragments. That would be 'individual states' more or less.
A large number of US citizens are unhappy with the outcome of the election.
What else is new?....but.....
Seceding from the United States of America?For anyone that doesn't have a dictionary, that means secession, buggering off out of the Union. Becoming one of the Less United States. We imagine the founding fathers are rolling in their graves just hearing that word whispered.
There are petitions now requesting that
The following states (and a whole lot more) have filed petitions to secede from the United States of America immediately if not sooner:
- North Dakota
- New Jersey
- New York
- North Dakota,
- North Carolina,
- South Carolina,
Even blue-grass Tennessee wants to leave. Grass must be bluer on the other side of the border. Stay calm. Imagine that. Good luck, boys, you'll need more legalized weed to maintain the illusion of brilliant planning.
Have you forgotten there's strength in numbers? Leave en masse. Any of you wish to join Canada before you're individually sold off to the Chinese?
Just line up at the border, pick up an application form to move to Canuck-nuck land, that's a short cut to being Chinada, since our government is so intent on selling control of our resources to China's CNOOC state-owned oil company.
If the excitement of seceding doesn't wear off by the time a gazillion applications are processed, Welcome to Chinada.
Is that Incoming I hear?
UPDATE Data courtesy of the Daily Caller
- The following states haven't got enough signatures YET for the mandatory presidential review!
- Alaska, Arkansas, Arizona, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming.